September?

Okay people what did you do with this year. It just started a few days ago, remember snow and not being able to go outside unless you are an 8 year old boy who does not feel the cold.
And then a few day of so hot you feel like you better change your ways.
And now it is September. I want to know what you did with the rest of those months. February, April, June, August and their friends...
It just can not be September already.
And yesterday it was 100 degrees..you can't have it both ways. Either cool off or give me back my months.